I suppose a mission statement is in order. What is this blog really about, anyway? Well, I can tell you what it's not about. It's not about Korea. North or South. Nothing against the Koreans. They have many fine looking women of Asian descent and I've purchased many products that say "Made in Korea." I believe most "Precious Moments" figurines are "made in Korea." And condoms. Go find a condom, and I believe most of them say "made in Korea." (The writing is really small.) So mad props to Koreans. But I know absolutely nothing about them!! All I know is that Korea is an island somewhere off the coast of South Africa. So my blog is not about that.

This blog is not about singing, dancing teenagers. But God, I wish it was!

This blog is not about my obssession with breaking those so-called "unbreakable" black combs. Cause I can break those little motherf**kers. I just don't feel like devoting a whole blog to it.

No, this blog is a blog o' mirth, as the title playfully suggests. So some of the entries will be about mirthful things, like kittens and television superstar Jenna Elfman. Some of it will be about depressing things, like kittens that scratch you when you try to pet them and when television superstar Jenna Elfman gets a restraining order against you. I will try to equal out the good with the bad, because when you have too much good, that's God's way of luring you into a false sense of security right before He kills you.

Sometimes I'll talk about stuff that is happening to me in my life. Like when the paper comes, I'll write out, "Hey, here's the paper." That's blog verite at it's finest. I want to give the reader a sense of unbiased realism towards my life. I won't hold back. If I'm feeling queasy, I'll let you know.

I'm a philosophical kinda guy. I have all sorts of deep thoughts about the universe. I will share them with you and you will be changed on a molecular level. Your very DNA will be fundamentally altered and if you reproduce, your kids will be some sort of freakish super-beings who can throw cars with their minds. I also plan to write reviews of my favorite comic books. WITH MY MIND.